Humor Posts

Recently, in large city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.To Whom It May Concern: Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolph...

God Created Man and Woman And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man ...

Chocolate is a Vegetable.Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and s...

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors... Fill your plate with bright colors... + greens,+ yellows,+ reds,+ etc. So I went right home and ate an...

DIET DROPOUT HUMOR (aka ANTI-DIET HUMOR) This page is full of HEAVY HUMOR, so sit back and laugh off some calories. PEARLS AMONG THE PERILS OF OVEREATING:I THOUGHT TUNA WAS SOMETHING TO HOLD THE MAYONNAISE TOGETHER.MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD, BUT DANG!!! HOW MANY GALLONS DID YOUR DRINK? --Dan WoronaI CAN SPEAK 7 LANGUAGES(QUICHE, LASAGNA, CHOCOLATE, ENCHILADA, SUSHI, CHOW MEIN, and MOUSSAKA)SEVE...

Recently, in large city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.To Whom It May Concern: Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea...